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Ooh look, this is where all my own personal projects live. these are some of the things that I dream up when I'm not being a grown up.

"Boom-Kah Boom-kah Boom-Kah-Tish" - its a 3 - 4 minute tale about a happy chappy who finds some instruments in the street. Unfortunately there is very rarely an appropriate moment for a one man band as this short illustrates. Currently looking for a suitable location, will post the storyboard shortly

"28 afternoons later" - After the initial hysterical terror people realised that the apocalyptic event of a zombie epidemic isn't anywhere near as bad as they first thought. As this short film documents, after people of the world resumed their normal lives, the confrontation with a zombie is no more challenging than dealing with a medium sized spider.

Hybrid Sports "Mortar-Golf" Middle class Military sport. As you may be aware even just mentioning a few words about golf you potentially hazardous to yourself and those in the near vicinity. Not to over dramatise the situation but you actually run the risk of manslaughter through the act dullness if you try strike up a conversation like "do you play golf....." My response to this dreadful pastime is  developing a new game called mortar-golf. the principle is simple............ mortaring a golf ball, the kit on the other hand at this stage is potentially lethal (at the moment!) however it is effectively an industrial potato cannon. As far as health and safety is concerned this contraption is in its infancy BUT! after a bit more development you will be able to show up at the golf club in full combats lay on the Tee, check wind speed and direction, set angle direction and power and fire!

 

 

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